Steven gets a hold of a magical time travel device and does what any kid would do - he uses it to make jokes. But toying with magic draws trouble to his sleepy beach town and Steven has to step up and save the day - with more jokes.
Go watch Steven Universe, guys! It’s great!
I’M JUST SITTING AT MY COMPUTER MAKING REALLY INCOHERENT NOISES OH MY GOD IT’S EVERYTHING I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AND MORE AND I’M ONLY LIKE 15 SECONDS IN I LOVE YOU REBECCA SUGAR
we’re supposed to get married rose oh god why are you looking at me like that please don’t hurt me
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I tell people this all the time. The scary part?
There are lots who don’t believe me.
And I’m in a Christian school and people don’t acknowledge this, that’s scary.
this is an artists impression of what the average Middle Eastern man looked like 2000 years ago
chances are Jesus looked more like this than anything else
I actually have a funny story about this!
My mom was in the hospital for one reason or another and a Christan man who was standing next to her was grumbling some anti-Semitic bull when she finally turned to him and told him that Jesus was a Hebrew. The man was surprised for a minute and then told her she *obviously* didn’t know anything about Jesus. My mom then told him that she went to a Catholic high school and that she (apparently) knew more about Jesus than he did.
The stranger was left speechless.
